About Azula272
Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall. Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me? Captain: Of course. Azula: Do the tides command this ship? Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand. Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship? Captain: No, Princess. Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore? Captain: No, Princess. Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over... (Heh. MSG me if you dare...)
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