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Azrael9's favorite FMLs

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

By nenette / Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:50 / France

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

By NoColor - / Wednesday 29 October 2014 13:09 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

By Bad Dad / Monday 20 October 2014 03:48 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 October 2014 15:47 / United States - Arlington

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 29 September 2014 19:39 / United States - Derry