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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 13:51 / United States

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

By whyeventry? - / Friday 2 August 2013 04:39 / United States - Neenah

Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

By countryblumpkin - / Thursday 1 August 2013 18:06 / United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 May 2013 07:17 / United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

By inconnue / Monday 18 March 2013 22:34 / France - Lyon