About Asyevans
Singaporean Malay Muslim. I don't judge you based on your religion beliefs. I dont care what's your religion, you respect me, I'll respect you. You treat me nice, I treat you better. Simple as that :) Oh, and these FMLs are hilarious!!
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Asyevans's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

By Saradee - / Monday 24 December 2012 04:55 / United States - Inglewood

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time. He is 27. FML

By N / Tuesday 27 November 2012 03:13 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

By Clementine - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 11:36 / Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

By life// - / Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:56 / Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 July 2014 20:19 / United States - Indianapolis