About Assortedpuddles
Although I don't know any instruments, I'm listening to music almost constantly. Metal is the most common genre I listen to, but I enjoy many others too! What I listen to depends on what sort of mood I'm in. I like to play sports... Even though I'm not good at them. I'm currently into swimming and tennis. Video games are probably my best talent, but that's not much of a surprise because I'm always practicing ;) I only go onto the FML app occasionally so I read all posts at once. I feel like a huge lurker (which is mostly true), but you should know that, due to a glitch in the system, I cannot participate in this highly entertaining community, because I cannot comment! Sure pm's are fine, but I'll never go out into the "real world" and get myself noticed on an FML post. Turtles are pretty neat, but alas it's coming to an end. If you want to talk about anything else go ahead and pm me. If your thirsty, feel free to get yourself a glass of water.
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