About Asstard

Welcome to my profile. Enjoy your stay. You'll usually find me making a sarcastic remark to a buried comment. I do that because then they'll probally think twice before posting a shitty comment again in fear that I'll return again >:D. Basically, I try to rid this site of bad users and comments through passive-aggressive text. Is it working? Haha, I suspected not... Almost all of my comments are a joke/sarcastic. Don't like my comment/joke/or didn't understand it? Thumb me down and move on, it's not a big deal. Don't argue with me over one of my comments either; I don't give a single fuck about your opinion on my comment. Unless you're just trolling me, I find trolls to be funny, even if I'm the one being trolled. And my favorite regulars on here are: Perdix, PenguinBitch, Pleonasm, NoorFML, and DocBastard once in a blue moon. Message me if you want to talk to me or just joke around. :D

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By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:49 / United States