About Aspen_grace33
I love meeting and speaking with new people from all over the world! I thoroughly enjoy reading FMLs and have been on this app for years and years! A lot of the time I don't say much, but every once in awhile I comment. I am from the midwest and one day want to travel the world! I specifically want to visit Japan, Ireland, Australia, England, and France. My best friend on this planet lives in Tokyo! If you have anything you want to talk about, feel free to shoot me a message.
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Aspen_grace33's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

By leahrb - / Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:55 / United States - Wilmington

Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML

By oh - / Tuesday 23 February 2016 02:41 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML

By This guy - / Sunday 21 February 2016 02:53 / United States - Jackson

Today, I'm a car salesman. I got told to cold call a list of previous customers, but I recognised the names as I phoned them all last week; I told the manager this. He slammed his fist on my desk and told me to stop lying and do as I was told. I got told to "fuck off" 27 times. FML

By Arcam89 - / Monday 22 February 2016 22:37 / United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I'm locked in a bedroom with two dogs to keep them from barking at the guy fixing our water heater. One of them is stress-farting. FML

By noooooo - / Sunday 21 February 2016 16:03 / United States - Bainbridge