About Arielthemermaid
Just an average seventeen year old with no real claim to fame.
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Arielthemermaid's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    39%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    92%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    23%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    6%
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Arielthemermaid's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:52 / United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

By KillMeNow - / Monday 6 June 2011 06:27 / United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

By skigal24 / Monday 30 May 2011 14:59 / United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 June 2011 20:42 / United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

By anon80214 - / Monday 30 May 2011 19:15 / United States