About Antoshachekhonte
I'm an English major with a fondness (labeled a fetish by friends) for Anton Chekhov. I try to be reasonable and thoughtful. What can I say? I'm a rebel like that.
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Antoshachekhonte's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

By cantstoplaughing - / Wednesday 6 October 2010 04:32 / United States

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 11 July 2013 14:24 / United States

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

By spellbound / Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:59 / Australia - Perth

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

By thanks, fuckface - / Friday 16 November 2012 19:42 / United States - Parachute

Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML

By illjustlimpthen - / Thursday 25 October 2012 02:44 / United States - Waukesha