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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    61%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    21%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Anthrophobia's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

By sadgirl / Friday 23 January 2009 16:52 / United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

By lambxox / Monday 8 November 2010 09:04 / United States

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 November 2010 18:04 / Canada

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

By drunkfacebookuser - / Saturday 23 October 2010 13:15 / Australia

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

By djangle - / Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:34 / United States