About Anthonywheeler15
Typical college student who waits on tables. Lover of food, comic books, and sarcasm. Secondary English Education and Psychology major.
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Anthonywheeler15's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

By LD / Friday 23 January 2015 16:46 / United States - Nampa

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

By Annomymous - / Friday 23 January 2015 18:12 / United States - Clarkston

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 27 February 2016 11:17 / United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

By uggg / Friday 23 January 2015 18:09 / United States - Seattle

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

By nosexforthee - / Friday 23 January 2015 19:25 / United States - Katy