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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Angus1397's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

By agnosticstudy / Wednesday 14 January 2009 16:03 / United States

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 April 2012 18:31 / United States - Rock Island

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

By 3hoursleftofwork - / Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:02 / United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

By NaomiMadison / Saturday 30 July 2011 05:15 / United States

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 26 June 2009 14:31 / United States