About Angelrose2004
Being a realist sucks. I hate bursting people's nice bubbles all the time!
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Angelrose2004's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:00 / United States

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 May 2012 12:07 / Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 April 2012 17:12 / United States - Houston

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

By lifeonfire12 - / Monday 16 April 2012 01:13 / Canada