About Andicc
Hi I'm Andi (: and I enjoy reading FMLs in order to make me feel better about my own life, which is full of them.
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Andicc's favorite FMLs

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

By Tomtom / Monday 17 November 2008 05:04 / France

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

By ... / Saturday 4 January 2014 05:25 / United States

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 November 2013 03:08 / United States - Absecon

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 23 September 2013 18:06 / United States - Olympia

Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

By countryblumpkin - / Thursday 1 August 2013 18:06 / United States - Grand Rapids