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Anabanana1918's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

By ohhdear.___. - / Monday 26 March 2012 14:54 / Canada - Hamilton

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

By BookBabe - / Sunday 25 March 2012 15:34 / United States - Panorama City

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

By CierraJordan / Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:31 / United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

By azmom / Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:51 / United States - Phoenix