About Amystoraliayne
Follow me on twitter: @Amy_Styles_101 Chat me on kik: amy_stylinson And follow me on instagram: @1d_1derland_2010 Carrots, Kevin, turtles, no spoons, cats, nandos, red, orange, purple, blue, curls, Irish, British, suspenders, Bradford bad boy, swag master from Doncaster, holmeschapel, london, the boys from the stairs, x-factor! Most of you won't understand but for those who do... I LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO EAT CARROTS!!!!! HORAN THE WORLD? CURLS!!!
Amystoraliayne - Followers
Amystoraliayne - Followed
Amystoraliayne's page visits
Hugged!
Amystoraliayne's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    76%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    11%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    9%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Amystoraliayne's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 12:02 / United States - Belmont

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 February 2013 18:27 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

By justcomesnaturally - / Sunday 4 November 2012 00:37 / United States - Danby

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

By foreveralone - / Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:23 / Australia - Wollongong