About Alyssa125
Things I love: •Basketball •Volleyball •Dance •Gymnastics •Four Wheeling •Skate Boarding •Food •Rapping •Music •WIZ KHALIFA •TGOD!
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Alyssa125's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

By Bug8Frog / Tuesday 30 July 2013 06:42 / United States - Anchorage

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

By ironies a b*tch / Saturday 13 April 2013 05:04 / United States - Chatham

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

By anonymous.. - / Friday 3 September 2010 00:29 / United States