About Alxy_anarxchyx
Well I'll let Chelsea Grin take the lead.. No more heroes No more ties No more saviours No more lies Promise me, promise me that with a crown of thorns I will be made devine in the eyes of the damned I lead the path unto a blackened world I drank the blood of the saints I'm a vessel of unholiness Vessel of unholiness I am more than a malignant spirit I will spread my plague until the sun blacks out Promise me Promise me Promise me No more heroes Promise me No more saviours You want a God? I'll give you something to live for Promise me that I will be made God Promise me Feel my hate and sacrifice your entity No more ties No more saviours No more lies I'm not a Satanist I promise but I have been accused of witch craft.. They tried to burn me at the stake.. Can't catch a ninja when she's angry(;
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Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

By hipprep83 / Friday 20 March 2009 17:40 / United States

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

By dormeur / Friday 18 January 2013 11:39 / France - Malakoff
By DrunkenShopper - / Monday 3 September 2012 05:24 / United States - Kirkland
By rydawg79 - / Sunday 30 August 2009 06:29 / United States