About Alostfart
Hello! You might wonder who I am and so do I! Anyway, I'm glad to see you! Or well that depends on who you are... Never mind :P I'm a 15 year old pastafarian girl with a lot of humor! I live in Sweden but I've promised myself that I WILL NOT spend the rest of my life here. I'm named alostfart cause that's kind of what we all are. Lost farts, flying around looking for the love of our life or the job... Of our lifes...? Well I'm reading FML because seeing what other people are dealing with always makes your own life suck a little less right? ;) Thanks for reading this! Bye stranger!
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Alostfart's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

By Brianna Weltmire / Sunday 8 April 2012 05:13 / United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

By jordyn173 / Sunday 8 April 2012 03:19 / United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

By Millian2 - / Sunday 8 April 2012 02:10 / United States - Plymouth

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML

By heartsick - / Wednesday 4 April 2012 05:43 / United States - Davenport

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 4 April 2012 04:48 / United States