About Alextaylorxoxo
I enjoy reading the FML's that are posted and feeling sorry for others' misfortune while laughing because a lot of them are just plain stupid. I also enjoy reading the comments that people leave. I also like music. I like bands like All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Forever The Sickest Kids, 5 Seconds Of Summer and many more. I also like reading. Some of my favourote books and series are The Harry Potter series, The Divergent Series, The Hunger Games series, The I Hunt Killers series and The Legend series. Feel free to message me. :)
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

By Picaresque - / Thursday 26 February 2009 17:57 / United States

Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

By shellz15 / Sunday 15 December 2013 12:36 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

By OakStake - / Sunday 8 December 2013 22:07 / United States - New York

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

By ballplaya52 / Sunday 8 December 2013 05:04 / United States

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

By Haberdashing / Wednesday 13 November 2013 20:10 / United States - Rochester