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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    8%
  • 42

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Happy ending

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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    3%
  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • One more and it's business time

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Aksta's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By resurrected / Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:59 / United Kingdom - Worthing
By Anonymous / Monday 2 September 2013 20:37 / United States - Mountain Home
By shut_up - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 14:08 / United States - Roseburg
By Anonymous - / Friday 21 June 2013 04:26 / United States