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  • Consolation prize

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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Agentnay's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

By N1ch0la1 - / Saturday 8 August 2009 09:35 / South Africa

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

By NoFriends / Sunday 2 August 2009 17:12 / United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 July 2009 10:38 / United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

By fmysexlife - / Monday 27 July 2009 05:06 / United States