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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

By maxthndr - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:36 / United States
By Dunzo15 - / Saturday 2 May 2009 06:28 / United States
By lalanon - / Friday 3 April 2009 05:16 / Australia

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

By hipprep83 / Friday 20 March 2009 17:40 / United States
By frame - / Friday 20 March 2009 15:08 / Canada