Children, toy!
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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 20:27 - United States - Las Vegas
OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.