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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

By thatsucks - / Saturday 28 February 2009 11:10 / United Kingdom

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 15 December 2012 08:52 / United States - Lakewood

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

By FlyingFist / Tuesday 4 December 2012 00:38 / United States

Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

By Teddy - / Monday 26 November 2012 20:54 / United States - Gardner

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

By unaware / Wednesday 19 September 2012 04:14 / United States - Columbus