About Abbaby
I'm pretty cool at making friends, like to talk, lovee laughing, chill, and just be me. I live in Hollywood, Florida let me know if you wanna talk sometime.
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Abbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

By cmck932012 / Tuesday 26 June 2012 06:18 / United States - Tyrone

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 03:33 / United States

Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML

By JPTK - / Sunday 17 June 2012 16:08 / United Kingdom - Newark

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

By Jason199615 / Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:11 / United States - Marshfield

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

By oface13 - / Monday 16 April 2012 08:12 / United States