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Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

By TeddyBearKiller - / Monday 7 October 2013 01:11 / United States

Today, I got a message from my teacher about my homework. We were supposed to write an original myth explaining a natural event. My teacher bumped my grade for it down to a C for copying a myth that already exists. My myth was based on an original story I've been writing for two years. FML

By WritesTooWell / Thursday 5 September 2013 23:27 / United States - Miami

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 October 2013 23:36 / United States - Tucson

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 September 2013 20:33 / United States - Spring Branch

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

By lifesucks0925 - / Friday 6 September 2013 07:01 / United States - Vallejo