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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Mobility

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    45%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    60%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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94yhy's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

By anonymous - / Thursday 22 March 2012 04:46 / United States - Chelsea

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

By J.O.S - / Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:06 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

By Austin Franklin / Sunday 18 March 2012 11:41 / United States

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

By ReallyBro - / Wednesday 21 March 2012 07:27 / United States - Keller

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

By liver - / Monday 19 March 2012 00:51 / United States - Santa Cruz