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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

By eleonor / Tuesday 2 December 2008 04:57 / France

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

By Anonomous / Sunday 29 December 2014 00:31 / United States - Plainfield

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

By anon / Friday 27 December 2013 07:28 / Canada - Saint John

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

By [...] / Thursday 12 December 2013 14:28 / France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 1 December 2013 06:07 / United States