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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    26%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    29%
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8313girl's favorite FMLs

21 People Who Should Never Have Been Trusted With A Label Maker

Who would have thought there’d be a certain level of maturity required to use a label maker? Turns out, with a label maker in hand, sometimes you just can’t help yourself. These people who went a little crazy with theirs know what we’re talking about.

By Nina - / Sunday 14 January 2018 17:30 /

People Are Cutting Up Their Poops And The Rest of Us Are Horrified

Have you ever laid a turd so large and firm that you had to cut it before flushing? If you have, rest assured you are in good company. For everyone else, you can thank this reddit thread for exposing the shockingly common occurrence of the “poop knife.”

By Nina - / Monday 15 January 2018 22:00 / France - Paris
By Shuntbob - / Monday 15 January 2018 17:30 / United States - Herriman

This Family Hired A ‘Professional’ Photographer For A Shoot And Received These Hideous Photos….WTF?!

Always remember to check out a photographer’s previous work before hiring them for your project. That’s advice you won’t soon forget after seeing the disastrous outcome of this family’s photo shoot. FML for them.

By Nina - / Tuesday 16 January 2018 22:00 /
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 06:00 /