By Anonyme - 06/08/2015 21:35 - France - Mitry-mory
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (malheureusement je n'avais pas de compte avant..) Alors quelques précisions afin de calmer les ardeurs de certains radicalistes, qui s'énervent tous seuls sur un site comme VDM ! LE professeur est un enseignant chercheur et je suis déjà bien avancée dans mes études. Donc je n'ai pas 12ans et lui 56 non plus. Ce que j'ai décrit par "avances" n'étaient ni des sous entendus graveleux ni des attouchements punis par la loi ; mais seulement une conversation plus personnelle sur nos personnalités (et pas sur un de ses cours). Alors même si ça jette un froid (enfin pour moi particulièrement), c'est tout naturellement que ce genre de confessions sont venues. De plus ça fait plusieurs années que nous nous "connaissons" et nous n'avons pas une différence d'âge de 30ans. Vous pouvez alors dire que mes avances sont ratées : en effet ! Enfin, je ne vois pas pourquoi "dire son homosexualité à une élève, c'est signer son arrêt de mort en tant que professeur". Le fait est, c'est un professeur et il a donc la liberté de garder sa vie privée tel qu'il le souhaite. En revanche, gay ou pas, ça ne change rien. Un être humain comme un autre, et bien meilleur professeur qu'un gros con cinquantenaire macho !