By noémie - 14/05/2017 06:00
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Es stört mich, dass die Leute zitieren (Zitat oft ohne Zinsen) in englischer Sprache. Ich setze Deutsch, nicht klüger, aber mehr original.
Je pourrais dire comme tout le monde que je vis mes rêves mais comme presque tout le monde je rêve ma vie.Je ne suis pas un homme mauvais mais je ne suis pas pour autant un homme bon. Je m'efforce juste de l'etre autant que mes ideaux me le font croire.
Oui à 18 ans toujours fan de Pokémon et si vous croyez que Pokémon c'est juste "Pikachu attaque éclair" je vous dis que non Pikachu est nul. Ses seuls avantages sont d'avoir accès à l'évoluroc, à la balle lumière et d'avoir 90 en base speed mais ça, vous vous en ficher. Pikachu n'est pas une brutasse. Désolé d'avoir briser votre rêve.
The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Naheulbeuk, Autre Monde, Linkin Park, The Offsprings, Iron Maiden
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Ahah je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors pour ceux qui se posent la question notamment #13 #24 et #27 : c'était au tout début de notre coloc' j'avais passé un moment à me demander ce que je pouvais prendre pour le cacher en sachant qu'elle irait (avec ou sans emballage) le repêcher dans la poubelle pour vérifier ce que c'était. Après on a pu en parler et en rire et j'ai donc pu jeter les rouleaux de PQ dans la poubelle en carton (oufff on respire les Verts ^_^) et le reste là où ça devait aller sans me poser de questions ^^