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Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

By SocialAnxietyNightmare - / Thursday 9 February 2012 16:42 / United Kingdom

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

By pauper - / Thursday 9 February 2012 01:20 /

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 29 January 2012 19:15 / United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

By Come on / Sunday 29 January 2012 00:46 / United States

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 January 2012 17:09 / United States