About 3yellowzebras

I like to swim in sand and sunbathe in bunkers, you should try it. I also enjoy long walks on rooftops and hopping down mountains on pogo sticks. My favourite hobby involves rocking out to gigs in the sea, the acoustics are awesome. Now you know all about me... What are your favourite things to do?

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    21%
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