About Phlecks
Hey. Here I am. I'm in college. I'm studying things. I plan to get a job later on sometime. I'm an amateur filmmaker. Okay? Okay. I'm done. Look! AIM Screenname! Irishman3182 Message me. We'll talk about music or scones or something.
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Phlecks's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Phlecks's favorite FMLs
By LadyChristina25 / Friday 5 June 2009 01:07 / United States
By Karmas3itch / Tuesday 12 May 2009 04:19 / United States
By calliefml - / Sunday 26 April 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By AwesomePGnarles - / Friday 13 February 2009 08:17 / United States