About 2_hayden
not to much to say, ima small town girl, love sports. always lookin to have a good time. if you wanna know more message me :)
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2_hayden's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

By Josie - / Monday 21 February 2011 07:46 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

By taiannalynn5 / Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:43 /

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

By Nuttjacob - / Monday 28 February 2011 01:36 / United States

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

By Sam - / Sunday 27 February 2011 21:42 / United States

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

By inder - / Friday 25 February 2011 16:03 / United Kingdom