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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    13%
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  • Judgmental

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    31%
  • One more and it's business time

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25shark's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

By Raaaaage / Sunday 22 July 2012 06:54 / United States - Torrance

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

By great / Friday 10 February 2012 21:33 / United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 04:18 / United States

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

By batsu - / Friday 27 January 2012 06:48 / Canada

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

By ChevRooon / Friday 27 January 2012 04:46 / United States