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By Julian / Monday 22 December 2008 07:45 / France
By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 22:08 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By Noname - / Thursday 5 March 2009 06:01 / Canada
By jsw029 - / Thursday 26 February 2009 04:51 / United States