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About Moo_horse

Umm, My name is Haylee:) nicknames are LilRed, LeeLee, and Haylz. :) i h8 grammar nazis, love watching FML fites, i hate ppl who judge eachother bcause of weight, race, religion, sex, wether their bi, straight, or gay, i think were all equal. Ummm im an athiest...

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Moo_horse's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By INside - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:52 / United States

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wideman - / Saturday 28 February 2009 07:59 / United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 21 March 2011 17:32 / United Kingdom

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yournick - / Monday 31 January 2011 21:23 / Canada

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dontworrybehappy - / Saturday 28 August 2010 06:07 / United States

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

A new thumb

One more and it's business time