About Hippo1234
Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.
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Hippo1234's favorite FMLs
By time to put you down, gran - / Saturday 1 December 2012 22:53 / United States
By DreamStatic / Monday 29 July 2013 02:16 / United States - Hinesville
By Are you kidding me? / Monday 9 September 2013 20:51 / United States - Kansas City
By anonymous / Tuesday 2 September 2014 18:58 / United States - Wolcott

Today, my daughter's biggest aspiration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramones in concert. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 July 2013 01:32 / United States - Los Angeles