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Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:10 / United States
By skygoddess - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 07:29 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
By RC3Welly - / Friday 9 March 2012 22:58 / United States