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About Asm0dea

ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ I love to talk to new people, however some questions answered before you ask them: No, I am not willing to share/send pictures. No, I won't give you my personal information. No, I'm not from France and my French writing skills are horrendous. Yes, there is also an English version of VDM. If you'd like to talk about anything else; feel free to message me.

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Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Inception

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I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

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Go play the lottery

5x6 is a chance in 30! Well done, you should try going for the big bucks!

Chicken Thief Badge

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Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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50 favorites

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Judgmental

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

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One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

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Up and coming moderator

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Beginner

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Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

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VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

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50 quality comments

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I liked to the power of 20

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The thumb strikes back

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YDI Master

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

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missnettymarie tells us more.

Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.