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Qlqs mots pour me présenter : j'aime la musique classique (la compagnie créole, les Gypsy King, Patrick Sébastien...), j'adore le paté Hénaff surtout dans le café, j'ai un cochon dingue nommé saucisson, je collectionne les dents de renards et les pots d'échappement de Renault 5, je suis fan de Paul Préboist, j'aime les chips nutella chantilly, mon animal préféré est l'opossum car il est volubile et longitudinaire... J'aime pas les kiwis(j'ai l'impression de mangé les testicules de Shrek), passer plus d'une semaine dans un coffre de voiture, regarder un film x en famille, les chocolats au thon, les écolos ah non je confond avec les alcoolos, mes soeurs( enfin,j'aimais pas, elles avaient qu'a pas m'em*****r, RiP quand même), avoir un oiseau mort dans mon lit et d'autres trucs(voir ici:http://www.viedemerde.fr/blog/1639#c_8361237) Pour les MP n'hésitez pas, "je ne mord pas", j'ai vendu mes dents pour m'offrir l'intrégrale de Derrick en VHS.

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