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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    38%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    22%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    76%
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Cravingdeath's favorite FMLs
By gunnerette - / Sunday 21 December 2014 08:30 / Cyprus - Larnaca
By Anonymous / Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:43 / United States
By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 December 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom - Bolton

12 FMLs About The Kinds of Goals You Can Put on Your Vision Board For National Vision Board Day

Today is National Vision Board Day, a day to think ahead of what you want to achieve this year. To celebrate, we’re looking back at a few of the times people set their own goals, only to be met with an FML.

By Nina - / Saturday 13 January 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

20 Funny Hotels Fails That Will Have You Saying "WTF"

It’s mid-July and we are in full-on vacation mode. So for those of you planning your trips and booking your stays, beware: certain hotels are ridden with surprise FMLs at every corner.

By Nina - / Wednesday 19 July 2017 02:00 /