About 13ftw
Hiiii alllll. I'm sure I made some witty ingenious comment that made you want to look at my profile! Or I made some completely ignorant comment that made you want to bitch slap me. Anyyywaaayyyy continue! I like the number 13 obviously. And hooters. But who doesn't love hooters? If I've had a bad day, I come on here to get my anger out, sorry if I piss ya off, you were a victim. Shoot, bang. I'm sarcastic and a smart ass, I apologize in advance if you are offended. It would really displease me if you were offended so please, leave me a well written message on why I should feel bad for your sorry ass. Everyone else has a list of their favorite FML commenters so I suppose I will too. Flockz Pendatik Freeze Keyman1212 Perdix EvilPotato DrDilllonReese Enonymous Alan There ya go! Das it. Now get the fuck out.
13ftw - Followers
13ftw - Followed
Hugged!
13ftw's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    52%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
13ftw's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

By lolilovemyboyfriend - / Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:37 / United States

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

By optimistic2628 / Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:03 / United States

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

By targe / Wednesday 19 October 2011 09:40 / Australia

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

By derbyboy / Wednesday 19 October 2011 05:38 / United Kingdom