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Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

By congrats grad / Saturday 8 June 2013 05:12 / United States - Panorama City

Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML

By hopeyoushityourintestinesout - / Saturday 8 June 2013 00:16 / United States - Everett

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

By fuck kids - / Thursday 6 June 2013 18:24 / United States - Binghamton

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 7 June 2013 22:00 / United States

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 7 June 2013 19:32 / Canada - Montr?al