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Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

By birthdayfun - / Monday 23 March 2009 22:46 / United States
By helloitsbrian6969 - / Sunday 24 May 2009 19:50 / United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 May 2009 17:13 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 May 2009 12:40 / Australia

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States