Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

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  • Cancel her trip! =)

    #3 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:27pm by Hiphopopotamoose

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  • Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip.
    that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch.
    And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled.
    say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch.
    And then put on the red dress and leave.

    =] bwahah.

    #7 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:30pm by ohhhhshizzz

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