Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

by Ilovelife07 / 01/14/2010 at 10:14am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

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  • What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely fucking stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously.

    You'll get no sympathy from me.

    #2 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:18pm by Shadic

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  • i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

    #6 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:33pm by Killeritch

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