Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

by planes / 12/30/2009 at 1:27am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation

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  • "Psst. Stewardess? When the people behind me got their bag out of the overhead locker, I heard a weird ticking noise."

    #4 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:23am by davek

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  • All that is missing is the screaming baby.

    #3 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:22am by Weijun

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