Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
by planes / 12/30/2009 at 1:27am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
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"Psst. Stewardess? When the people behind me got their bag out of the overhead locker, I heard a weird ticking noise."
#4 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:23am by davek
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All that is missing is the screaming baby.
#3 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:22am by Weijun
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